You know you're a home-brewer if:

[zymurgest]

...your kitchen floor is stickyer than a movie theater.

Brad

Don't forget that your carpet smells worse than the back seat area of a downtown cab on Sunday morning; or that when your wife grabs your manhood and says "what do you think I'm thinking about?" and you sheepishly reply "OMG, I almost forgot to crush the grain first!"

Prost!

Michel

[bperetto]

This just literally happened to me today at the office:


...you hear someone cleaning their keyboard with canned air and think someone is relieving pressure on a keg


I was like pavolv's dog- drooling and trying to find a pint glass.

[Sent From My iPhone]

major bump:

-You get to work, try to open Beersmith, are told you can't have 2 copies open at the same time, realize you left it open at home, and consider driving 30 minutes back home to close it.

-Waste half your day reading 2 year old post on the BN forum...

[Hammy2424]

I just had a couple of these recently:

You're having a beer after work, and your wife turns and says, "I can't believe I used to like Bud Light, after drinking real beer I can't stomach that shit anymore." I was so proud.

Same wife comes to you and says, "You asked for this two roller mill for your birthday, are you sure the three roller one isn't better?"

Yeah, I am definitely holding on to this one, the wife that is.

[rhino777]

- You turn down the heat in your apartment and throw on a sweatshirt in the middle of a snowstorm because it was a better temperature for your Scotch Ale.

[Field]

you meet someone new at a party and then say 'oh yeah you're the home made beer guy'

[Steelers&Beer]

you go to your regular holiday/special/annual party and people ask, "What kind of beer did you bring this time?" or"What?! You didn't bring any homebrew!?"

[phrieken2]

Coworkers bring back beer from exotic places like Wisconsin and Michigan, knowing that this is one of the few things that will make your day perfect, bottles of New Glarus and Bell's!!!!!