Rant

[seanhagerty]

Wow.

I got nothing else for that.

[NumbSkull]

Bub you never stop amazing and slightly scaring me.

Mort

[Thirsty Mallard]

Am I the only one who sees Beer Bear's avatar and instinctively bounces my head just like the cat...

[disco]

Am I the only one who sees Beer Bear's avatar and instinctively bounces my head just like the cat...

No, you aren't the only one. It's starting to hurt.

[bub]

Oh I know you've been waiting for this so here goes.
Ladies, STEP AWAY FROM THE BATH AND BODYWORKS PRODUCTS!
We like you smelling all clean and fresh, and it's really nice of you to keep it all tidy and fresh for us but when we go tongue spelunking we aren't going for the evergreen cave, we kinda prefer it natural, not a bunch of those car air fresheners up in there. I ordered the FUR burger not the FIR burger. If I wanted it to smell/taste like nectarines I woulda put some up on there. And what is with that "I have a brand new pair of rollerskates, you have a brand new key" song? I think she got gyped she shoulda got a key with those new rollerskates. Damn Chineese manufacturers, the things probably have lead in them too and cause scabies.
BUB

[codewritinfool]

Oh I know you've been waiting for this so here goes.
Ladies, STEP AWAY FROM THE BATH AND BODYWORKS PRODUCTS!
We like you smelling all clean and fresh, and it's really nice of you to keep it all tidy and fresh for us but when we go tongue spelunking we aren't going for the evergreen cave, we kinda prefer it natural, not a bunch of those car air fresheners up in there. I ordered the FUR burger not the FIR burger. If I wanted it to smell/taste like nectarines I woulda put some up on there.
BUB

Word. And if you must have a yeast infection, make it 3068. Ahem.

[Kacey]

Oh I know you've been waiting for this so here goes.
Ladies, STEP AWAY FROM THE BATH AND BODYWORKS PRODUCTS!
We like you smelling all clean and fresh, and it's really nice of you to keep it all tidy and fresh for us but when we go tongue spelunking we aren't going for the evergreen cave, we kinda prefer it natural, not a bunch of those car air fresheners up in there. I ordered the FUR burger not the FIR burger. If I wanted it to smell/taste like nectarines I woulda put some up on there. And what is with that "I have a brand new pair of rollerskates, you have a brand new key" song? I think she got gyped she shoulda got a key with those new rollerskates. Damn Chineese manufacturers, the things probably have lead in them too and cause scabies.
BUB

I am actually highly allergic to fragrance (funny since the wife makes the damn soap) I have to get her to make non scented soap for my use. I actually hate the "pine" and fake smells. Its kinda like grape flavored candy, thats not grape, I don't know what thats supposed to be but it isn't good its more like what I would imagine a turd wrapped in plastic then burnt would taste like.

[bub]

Okay 2 things...
1. the guy who invented "Pull my finger" fuckin rocks. The 3 yo that I own loves playing it... in fact I have to charge up on chilli throuout the day just to keep from dissapointing her.
2. 98% of birthday cards SUCK SO BAD. Perhaps my sense of humor is so advanced that pedestrian humor is pittifuly unsatisfying that it hurts or I don't know what but COME ON I don't even know how half those cards get sold, even the ones that don't try to be funny, DISGUSTING.
BUB