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Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:02 pm

How bout now?
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:22 pm

send me your email address, i have a hat for you
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:48 pm

How's this one?

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Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:48 pm

Eject has your back, brotha

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Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:03 pm

Now, just a wait a friggin' minute here. One thing must be clarified:

The BN Jayne Hat is NOT an asshat.

Asshat
1. One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.
2. A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
3. A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.
Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

The Jayne Hat
1. TBN Jayne Hat
A revered item of nearly religious meaning that embodies all that homebrew has to offer in a physical manifestation of perfection. Its fashion glamour earned by only the chosen few who have mastered fermentation.

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Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:06 pm

Well, said Push :evil:
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:09 pm

Brancid wrote:Well, said Push :evil:

Fuck yeah, I've been drinking.

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Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:20 am

The TBN Jayne hat is also an asshat... due to the fact that anyone seen with it in their avatar is 97.45% likely to exhibit ass-hatish behaviour.
Actually listening to the Sunday show more than once gives you a 63.2% possibility of being an asshat... and Listening to more than 7 minutes of lunchmeet gives you a 100% chance of being an asshat... so yes it is also an asshat.
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