Ozwald wrote:Dirk McLargeHuge wrote:Four of five times a day when I'm at work. Once twice when I'm not. Then I'm on those futanari boards Spiderwrangle tipped me off to.

I finally couldn't resist & looked up 'Futanari'. Spider, you ass. Mental PBW please.
When I was checking out at my lhbs he asked for my last name, to bring up my history.
He said"Im guessin you arent Ellen".
I told him "No, not anymore".
He had a good chuckle.
I overheard him talking to a customer about Jamil and the style shows. He saw my goodie and recognized the hop grenade.
Nice!