Jack Macpherson, 69 Dead ("beer orgies")

[HomoBrewer]

OK, I cannot wait for an answer. I have to know. If you are a homo and you are doing the dirty deed, don't you get poop on the dipstick?

Short answer - no. Long answer - you can tell when you have to shit, right? Once you shit, things are pretty much empty for a while.

And what about if you are on the receiving end? I have taken one of those dumps that brings tears to your eyes and that turd is nothing like the size of a manly man. Can you explain to me where the upside of this is?

Lube Oh, and that prostate gland is a really sensitive little thing.

Sorry it took so long for me to reply - forgot to have the board notify me of responses.

[HomoBrewer]

Homobrewer, just what are you doing looking up surfing stories in Michigan, anyway?

I'm a huge fan of FARK.com. I think that's where I got it from, anyway.

[Push Eject]

Milt,

Why do you tell such lies. Did last night mean nothing to you?

Push Eject(ed)

[Brancid]

Damb

[Milton B]

First of all I was really drunk when I asked those questions. It's really hard for me to admit that Mort is right about me being out of line. But I really did get way more information than I bargained for. I need to rethink getting on here and posting drunk.

I do not have any kind of ill feelings toward that. I don't understand it, but that's just me. You don't see or hear too much of it out here, but it is all over the TV and more people are talking about it. Good or bad I am just trying to understand. I am sorry if I offended anybody except Mort. I live my life to offend Mort.

Push Eject- I wasn't THAT drunk!

Milt

[DannyW]

First of all I was really drunk when I asked those questions. ... I need to rethink getting on here and posting drunk.

You almost got that right..

You need to rethink getting on here sober and reading! Just make sure you have a pint or three every time you feel like checking in at the BN and it will all be OK.

[NumbSkull]

Milt what the hell is that on your head? I'm darn near offended by that.

Mort

[Geistbier]

Milt what the hell is that on your head? I'm darn near offended by that.

Mort

Ignore Mort's comment Milt, I think it's quite festive. But come to think of it you probably have years of experience ignoring things he says, if you guys are anything like me and my brother