Beer names for a baby shower

[twoskis brewskis]

"whys this baby black" stout (or yellow for the cream ale, I don't know what your mail man looks like)

"Lil Things" cream ale (like little kings)

"swollen nipple Trippel"

[mtyquinn]

"Short and Stout" Stout, "Sweet Dream Cream" Ale
I have a cool children's label you can design if you want to go all out.

http://www.thestudiopub.com/beer-labels ... ens-label/

[CRBrewHound]

Here's a couple:

Whoops, shouldn't have drank so much last night.
or
What do you mean the condom broke!
or
Where are my damn keys and that plane ticket.

[Keifla]

Daddy's Cream Ale. It was a Tripel that Night. Got nothing for the stout.

[BeerPal]

Congrats on knocking up the wife, but no man wants to go to a baby shower.

[spiderwrangler]

I'm assuming it's a 'ladies ooing and aahing' while 'men get drunk in the basement' sort of baby shower...

[BeerPal]

I'm assuming it's a 'ladies ooing and aahing' while 'men get drunk in the basement' sort of baby shower...

You're not married, are you?

[spiderwrangler]

I am, but no kids...