Who would put this in their house? (NSFW?)

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

shit, they're only $40. Also, I would rail the snot out of the model Kristen even if she does have the same name as my mom!

I was not questioning the hotness of the model. I'd stick a bottle up her cooch anytime.

So to speak.

[mordantly]

It would look perfect right next to this:

last Christmas my sister bought me an ~8" tall nightlight of "The Lamp..." it's rad.

[JakeAndBake]

It would look perfect right next to this:

You know, there comes a point where you can have too many objects shaped like dismembered pieces of a womans body, and at that point the FBI puts your name on a list, I'm sure.

[DannyW]

I think I need one modeled on this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85wleqv8zI
but can it do regular (non-twist) crown caps? Do I care?