My 27-year-old daughter...

[BeerPal]

Is your 27-year-old daughter single by any chance?

She is not married but is in a serious relationship. But even if she weren't, there's no fucking way I'd hook her up with any of you losers.

[PhillyBrewer]

Perhaps she'd be willing to relocate. Philadelphia is the best beer town as we all know.

[TheDarkSide]

She is not married but is in a serious relationship. But even if she weren't, there's no fucking way I'd hook her up with any of you losers.

That's ok...besides could you imagine going to pick her up on a date and this grumpy old bastard answers the door

[Henning1966]

Ok guys this falls under the brewers code. The first and only important rule is what?







Don't be a dick

[tavish2]

Ok guys this falls under the brewers code. The first and only important rule is what?







Don't be a dick

Very much so agreed. Im sure there is a joke in there somewhere about fast-bottoms... but brewers code will prevent me from making said joke.

[spiderwrangler]

I didn't realize BeerPal was old enough to have a 27 year old daughter...

[Wutz]

I didn't realize BeerPal was old enough to have a 27 year old daughter...

He really isn't.

He got married and started a family when he was 4.

[BeerPal]

I didn't realize BeerPal was old enough to have a 27 year old daughter...

There's a lot of things you don't realize about me. Ask your mom, she knows most of 'em.