The Brewers Code

[Crinkle]

I'm a little light headed after reading that. I think I need a beer or 6.

Crinkle


I have never shaved my box. Give me some lovin

[San_Diego_Matt]

The place was packed and every body either wanted a step by step description of the brewing process, or would, after getting their beer, simply turn around to chat with their friends.

Fucking rookies.

you're all going to have a blast in San Diego for NHC next year. The experienced beer drinkers are not like this, but there are so many new/young/inconsiderate beer drinkers here that, for the most part, it's not worth going out for a beer anymore unless you enjoy having to literally shove your way past their skinny jean wearing emo ass to get to the bar.

the fun part is that their 78lb soaking wet ass will want to fight if your push your way past them

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

the fun part is that their 78lb soaking wet ass will want to fight if your push your way past them

First, I am a wimp and a coward. You have volunteered to be my muscle. Thanks!

Second, It's not just the young kids. I volunteer at our local Oktoberfest, and can't tell you how many people insist on drinking their beer in front of the tap they got it from, no matter how long the line. It's like they don't want to be more than two steps from the faucet in case we run out of beer.

[mediumsk]

The place was packed and every body either wanted a step by step description of the brewing process, or would, after getting their beer, simply turn around to chat with their friends.

Fucking rookies.

you're all going to have a blast in San Diego for NHC next year. The experienced beer drinkers are not like this, but there are so many new/young/inconsiderate beer drinkers here that, for the most part, it's not worth going out for a beer anymore unless you enjoy having to literally shove your way past their skinny jean wearing emo ass to get to the bar.

the fun part is that their 78lb soaking wet ass will want to fight if your push your way past them

It's best not to forget that those "kids" are most likely the brewer's of tomorrow. Shit heads are shit heads, but a few of those kiddos may know a thing or two. I'm definitely one of them.

by the way all those non beer kids shoving their way to the bar are pure profit. It might be time to open your own place.

[bananas]

Thou shalt honestly describe thy brew before serving, or else remain silent, for nasty beer is nasty beer, which no honeyed words may remedy.

[mordantly]

i don't give a flying fuck about a "shit-head" on one condition: if i can make a profit off of it, it's got my blessing!

[Ironman]

If you must leave the party early, you may not fill a growler without permission from those who remain.

[Henning1966]

Thy shall not forget about this thread. Bump
P.S. page 2 of this thread is fucking hilarious classic Oz