Rant

[brewcrew]

You know what has been pissing me off lately, working for a large corporation that monitors and blocks everything I do at work. When I tore my acl I was working from home on Mondays and Fridays so I could use the chat during the Jamil/Lunch Meat shows. Now I have rehabbed my knee back to the point where I have to be in work on those days and listening to the shows without the chat is just not the same. I might have to fake an injury or start calling in sick on those days to get my fix.

[bub]

I need to know what it is in our human psyche that makes us want to be noticed so much.... I KNOW you are laughing when this comes from me... Mr. Mic Whore...
What turns us into one of those people who stand behind the TV reporter doing a live shot at and apartment fire jumping up and down and waving Hi Mom... shit you asshat 7 people just died and you want to look like a tool on tv.... This rant isn't about those mopes per se just that we kinda turn into them usually while driving. Have you ever noticed that if you are driving behind someone you know and they discover you in their rear view mirror they make wild retarded jestures to get your attention, or pull up beside you and honk and wave like its a shriners parade. And then she calls on her cell phone to report your stalking... er nevermind.
Look at me I recognize you.... LOOK MOTHERFUCKER!... We are stuck in traffic and Karma or Fate or Magnetism brought us to within 50 feet of each other at the same time.... Ahhh Destiny. Note this only applies to people in fairly populated areas, go to the "country" and you will get the 2 finger farmer wave as you pass someone you know. Don't know the 2 finger farmer wave.... ok sit in your car.... hold the steering wheel with your Left hand.... Raise pointer and middle fingers while others hold wheel. Done. Those folx won't run you down and ask if you saw them wave at you.
Ahhh done.
BUB
BTW Storm Rocks!

[bub]

OK you get 2 today...
WTF is with candy companies... I know BUB you don't need anymore candy, yeah well FU... So I go to the machine and look around, YAY nothing healthy Ill get the starburst, cause STARBURST ROCK! I open up the familiar yellow tube of yumminess and what do I see PURPLE?!?!? there are no purple Starburst candies! Ahhhh Starburst did a little switcheroo in order to promote Johnny Dep's Pirate movie it is Tropical flavors... you tricked me Starburst I expected Lemon and got Pina Colada... Who The Hell wants Pina Colada flavored candy? Give me my Lemon, Orange, Cherry, and Strawberry back... If you want to molest my candy do it in a CLEARLY MARKED package that stands out... not one that blends in with the normal starburst who just wish they had their jobs back. If I have to endure 1 more Royal Berry Punch I will .... well I think I might just cry.
OH Fuck... I thought I was saved with Strawberry... NOPE Strawberry Bannana... I HATE FAKE BANANNA!... though interestingly enough I love the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Dancing Bananna.
BUB
Storm still Rocks

[Thirsty Mallard]

though interestingly enough I love the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Dancing Bananna.

Who doesn't.

[Lufah]

OK you get 2 today...
WTF is with candy companies... I know BUB you don't need anymore candy, yeah well FU... So I go to the machine and look around, YAY nothing healthy Ill get the starburst, cause STARBURST ROCK! I open up the familiar yellow tube of yumminess and what do I see PURPLE?!?!? there are no purple Starburst candies! Ahhhh Starburst did a little switcheroo in order to promote Johnny Dep's Pirate movie it is Tropical flavors... you tricked me Starburst I expected Lemon and got Pina Colada... Who The Hell wants Pina Colada flavored candy? Give me my Lemon, Orange, Cherry, and Strawberry back... If you want to molest my candy do it in a CLEARLY MARKED package that stands out... not one that blends in with the normal starburst who just wish they had their jobs back. If I have to endure 1 more Royal Berry Punch I will .... well I think I might just cry.
OH Fuck... I thought I was saved with Strawberry... NOPE Strawberry Bannana... I HATE FAKE BANANNA!... though interestingly enough I love the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Dancing Bananna.
BUB
Storm still Rocks

Is this SPAM????

[awalker]

You had me at hello

Classic

[bub]

What the fuck is with Legwarmers? This has me baffled and angry... what is gonna happen while you are sweating to some Gloria Gaynor or Donna Summer song in a big room with large haired women and a mirror on the wall, a sudden indoor Blizzard will blow in? Goddamned waste of yarn if you ask me. Some stupid assed Chiuauha in SoCal could have a nice wardrobe of sweaters with all that yarn... as if it would get cold on the face of the fucking sun. Stupid people annoy me... I annoy myself.
BUB

[skipper]

What the fuck is with Legwarmers?
BUB

They're even worse on men...like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfhZnB9xnQM