Classic TBN Quotes

[rhino777]

An old Bub call in:

"I'm going to impersonate Justin and Daniella having sex."

"OH NO! NOT THE DILDO!"

[bub]

September 07 2008
Beevo "The Big Black Dick made me Puke"

BUB

[ffej]

http://www.bigblackdickrum.com/shop.html

They even have cigars. They appear to be maduro

"Big Black Dick has aroused
the curiosity of everyone"

"Made from a secret recipe, Big Black Dick is a lavish treat with an aura of mystery sure to please everyone. Some have described it as stiff, yet tasty!"

[Mylo]

WTF? Are they not under the same ATF regulations as beer? How is it possible that Terrepin can't name their beer "Wake and Bake", but this company can name their rum "Big Black Dick" - and make our poor Beevo puke from it?

Might want to work on that gag reflex, Beevo... Just sayin'.


Mylo

[wezil]

"I've got a tall car, a lot of money in the bank, and short legs...it’s not a good combination" --Doc

[Bellmer]

Jan 13 session Justin about crazy bitch "So what do you do when you wake up at 4 in the morning and crazy bitch is there?"
McDole "Fuck her brains out"

That begs for a follow-up, as it did then.

"The crazy ones or the sane ones?" or perhaps even better: "That won't take long."

I believe...

[Bellmer]

I can't believe no one has brought up:

"...Vi - ga - rosely..." (Daniela obviously)

"Tasty crack cans." (from the classic commercial)

or one actually said by Shaun-o:

"Yeah, it's all hookers and blow." from the debut Shaun-o show. There was a simultaneous moment of me spitting my beer out (I drank it anyway. Ask Justin, carpet makes a great filter) and realizing he would fit in all too well.

[Millhaus]

When talking about 5.2 on the last Sunday Show

"What's in that stuff?"

Tasty- "a lot of 5s and a little bit of 2 right"