BockFest!! New Ulm MN

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I know most of you pansies down south start to pee your pants when us midwesterners start talking about a festival outside in Feb. But Man, all you mofo's in MN head to New Ulm's very own Schell's Brewery for BockFest. Great Bock beer in the Great North. February 02, 2008 @ 11:00AM / ends @ 04:30PM. I double-dog dare one of you treehuggin-granolaeatin-obamavotin-sunbaked southern califucknia dwellers head up. As of today it's a balmy 0° with a wind chill of -15°. Ya can't turn down a double-dog dare without looking like a pansy!!

[theft]

Ok maybe thats a little harsh. Today its -8° and the wind chill should be around -37°. You might have to wear some choppers.