I'd go if I knew if I even placed in a category, but damn the organizers and their secrets! I'm antsy.
You'd have to drive me there, pay my entrance, and buy all my beer(I'd drink a LOT) to get me to think about going to the Fair in opening Saturday. Yuck. Watching judges sip beer and jot notes sounds about as fun as bellying up to the All-You-Can-Drink Milk booth for a few hours.