I just bought a 10 gallon corny from a guy on craigslist for $25. Here is the problem. The fittings and dip tube are like nothing I have seen before on a corny. First, there are no quick disconnect posts on the gas or liquid side, just 1/2" pipe thread ports. Secondly, there is a strange filter at the end of the 1/2" diameter dip tube. I knew these two things going into the deal but I figured I could re-purpose it as a dispensing keg (first choice). If that did not work out I could always use it as a primary fermenter for up to 7.5 gallons, some kind of lauter grant or a cartoonishly oversized hopback.
I am posting this because I am looking for guidance on converting it to use as a dispensing keg.
Has anyone ever seen something like this. If so, have you successfully converted it? How? What adapters?
My biggest challenge is not knowing what combination of fittings will get me from the 1/2" female pipe thread to the ball lock posts while seating the poppets and standard size dip tube correctly. Do you think it is practical to do this (short of having someone weld the appropriate hardware on)?
Here are some pictures if it helps.

1/2" port

Strange filter thingy
