I was thinking about new ideas and new technology after listening to the initial "beer information" part of the BNA Awards edition of the Sunday Session. In particular, I was thinking about the fact that no one makes corny kegs anymore, and that Scotties are a pretty popular size keg that are impossible to get. Why do we as homebrewers keg in cornies? Because homebrewers have been doing it for 20-30 years. Why did homebrewers start doing that? Because corny kegs were cheap and plentiful, and about 5 gallons in size. Why was the 5 gallon size important? Because the fermenters the early homebrewers used were the plastic buckets and carboys that held 5 gallons with some room to spare in the headspace for fermentation.
My point is that there's nothing special about cornies; they came into favor due to a variety of factors that were present in 1985 or 1990, but aren't present now - most notably in the cheap and plentiful abundance of corny kegs that is no more. A consequence of the use of corny kegs is the complicated kegerator system that a homebrewer has to assemble to get the beer to come out right. Jamil had to devote an entire BrewStrong to the perfect pour, and he barely scratched the surface. A kegerator is essentially a complex system that it takes a wonk to figure out, assemble, and operate, and thereby limits the customer base and therefore the overall demand for such a thing. A kegerator also requires significant floor real estate in a house or apartment, and is thus impractical for those of us in space-challenged living quarters.
There was a lot of excitement when the Heineken Beertender was released, in terms of speculation of its adaptability to homebrew kegging. Alas, for a number of reasons the Beertender itself is not suitable for homebrew kegging. But, it provides a roadmap for some features that would be desirable in a homebrew dispensing system. It's small and self-contained, such that it can be placed on a kitchen counter and not take up too much counter space. It's simple; it doesn't require line balancing or CO2 adjustment or any of the other things that make kegerator operation so problematic at times. It keeps the beer cool in a small container that is energy-efficient and quiet. And the keg size is large enough to enable a number of pours. On the downside, it uses air for dispensing, and the kegs can't be refilled.
But some smart person should be able to figure out how to build a Beertender-like system with reusable kegs that would be ideal for homebrewers. Imagine using little CO2 cartridges in a Beertender-like system (a Homebrewtender, if you will), to keep the air off the beer. The keg size could be 1.5 to 2 gallons, so you would only need 3-4 of those kegs for a 5 gallon batch, without making the kegs so huge that they defeat the purpose of the compact form factor. The whole thing could be easily transported to a party for sharing your beer with friends, without having to haul a full 5 gallon keg and jockey box and everything else around. And the kegs could even be some form of oxygen-barrier material that is food-grade and not stainless steel.
Some smart engineering type person at MoreBeer or Northern Brewer or Blichman or somewhere else should get on this. I'd buy one of these in a minute if I could.




