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FREE CORNY KEGSS

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FREE CORNY KEGSS

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:45 pm
by kidfromkanada
:asshat: Now that iv got you here,

thats right it was a trick, but to whats more important I need some corny kegs, im getting tierd and pissed off with having to cap every thing, and since im going to college and am a cheap as kanadian Im more then willing to except any kegging equipment donations. to make things greater iv promessed my friends i was gona throw a kegger and get em all hooked on my Irish red.

but with out your support BN'rs some one is not going to get laid at my un/no/dont have kegs kegger in a month. I need you more then ever BN'rs, and coors light may invade the main floor. please please donate today.


I will eaven make a deal or two
If u send a corny i will eaven pay for shipping ( some restrictions may apply)
but i will also let you choose what i should fill the corny with (destory every one at the party with some some how magic brewed barley wine in month, or maybe a bigg ass stout, or you could sponser some hops and i could ruin them with some swicked bitterness)

SWEEETTTT :pop

you may be interested in my rewards program
1 corny= a bag of imitation JP pubic hair
2cornys=3 disgusting vials filled with fresh pulled trub from a stout and Weizen
3cornys= ??????????????....................A Mystery Reward........................??????????
(what could it be)

4=cornys= another bag imitation JP public hair

Please leave a shout or i ask you to limit your death threats to 3 or less paragraphs (i know gotta draw the line some where)


thank u boys i know you would understand,

God Speed
:unicornrainbow:

Re: FREE CORNY KEGSS

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:06 pm
by Stewbacca
so if someone sends 4 kegs does that mean they get all four rewards?
:asshat:

Re: FREE CORNY KEGSS

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:34 pm
by kidfromkanada
They get every thing, they will even get packed box containg nothing but the 3 feet of snow from outside my window, for those of you who dont know, snow sucks, like falling on your ass and breaking your new trappist ale glass that you purchased a minute before you walked out the door.

And if you donate in the next 2 years i will eaven say thank you

Re: FREE CORNY KEGSS

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:01 am
by mooboy76
kidfromkanada wrote:They get every thing, they will even get packed box containg nothing but the 3 feet of snow from outside my window, for those of you who dont know, snow sucks, like falling on your ass and breaking your new trappist ale glass that you purchased a minute before you walked out the door.

And if you donate in the next 2 years i will eaven say thank you



What kind of snow are we talking here? White snow, yellow snow, bus stop brown greasy snow. What's outside your window is it a homeless guy?
:asshat:

Re: FREE CORNY KEGSS

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:47 am
by Mylo
Did Villiam move to Canada, and start hitting the pipe?


Mylo

Re: FREE CORNY KEGSS

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:30 am
by triple-oh-six
Mylo wrote:Did Villiam move to Canada, and start hitting the pipe?


Mylo


Beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!

WTF??????

Re: FREE CORNY KEGSS

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:31 am
by mr x
Somebody's smoking a dirty crack pipe...

Re: FREE CORNY KEGSS

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:36 am
by ColdBraue
It's not even a pipe, it's a tasty crack CAN.

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