You know you're a home-brewer if:

[GOT_HOMEBREW]

if you sell beer at your store and tell the customer that you make beer that is a hell of alot better than what they are buying.
i own a convenience store and i have actually told some customers that.

My wife runs a liquor store and told alot of her customers what I do......... finally had to put a end to it, had to many people offering me a 6 pack of busch for a 6 pack of homebrew!!

[seanhagerty]

... When you have a job that involves hazardous material chemical analysis scientists and you end up having them check the hops that you just harvested this year. You know who I'm talking about Hagerty?

No clue what you speak of, why would you ask me that.

I never did find a good technique for analysis......

[beer_bear]

... When you have a job that involves hazardous material chemical analysis scientists and you end up having them check the hops that you just harvested this year. You know who I'm talking about Hagerty?

No clue what you speak of, why would you ask me that.

I never did find a good technique for analysis......

Let me know if you ever do find that. I'd like to see what they come up with.

[mfischer2]

You know you're a home-brewer if:

Whenever your wife complains about how you wash the dishes, you state, "I don't wash to style".

[Mylo]

- You pour your milk into your coffee cup first, and then rack on top of it, for hands off, even mixing

- You never throw out any plumbing fitting or electrical component because you might use it on a sculpture one day


Mylo

[allin]

while driving down the freeway, you slow down and tilt your head to the side and imagine how cool it would be to convert that fuel-tanker truck into a fermenter

[Brandon]

You buy a house because it has a 3 car garage and your brewing equipment would fit perfect in that 3rd bay. (more on that to come)

[whoateallthepies]

Predictive text on your phone defaults to 'Gose' instead of 'hope'