You know you're a home-brewer if:

[Bugeater]

Even worse, I have gone to the TBN chat room at 2:00 in the morning and found people there! Who's worse, me or them?

Wayne
Bugeater Brewing Company

[Gucci Pilot]

- You actually understand what the hell Jamil is saying.

[rich]

- You flunked high school chemistry, but own 3 Erlenmeyer flasks and disscuss the availablity of compound chemicals with the local pharmacist.

- Your on a first name basis with Jamil, yet you've never met him.

- If you've ever asked the guy at the hardware store if something is "food grade".

- If you've ever consumed a liquid that has a known bacterial infection.

- You have tools more sanitary than the things you eat off of.

- You own a spoon longer that 24 inches.

- Your Mom all of a sudden likes beer after 50 years of hating it.

[Big Chooch]

Ha! that rock's!

-Your wife thinks she's cooler than you because she drinks beer out of the bottle.

Michael

[alemonger]

- You flunked high school chemistry, but own 3 Erlenmeyer flasks and disscuss the availablity of compound chemicals with the local pharmacist.

Now THAT's funny!!!!!!!!!

[Lars]

- You flunked high school chemistry, but own 3 Erlenmeyer flasks.

I resemble this one...

[Thirsty Mallard]

-Your girlfriend complains that you love your beer more than her... and you truly find it hard to argue.

-You have ever been grocery shopping and happened to notice something on the shelf and actually had the thought... hmm, I bet that would taste good in beer...

[BeerPal]

You don't mind going with your wife to a store that sells housewares. You never know what you might find to use in your brewery.