The Weakest

Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:23 am

Wow.... I brought it sooooo weak.... I think that I quite possibly brought it weaker that (shutter) Justin. <sigh>
I soooo had a better impersonation of Daniela and Justin having sex but due to technical difficulties <um being drunk> it was worse than an American Idol audition. Learn your lesson children.... Coors Light makes you sound like a fucktard. Here is how that was supposed to go....

Daniella voice <really bad German accent>: Gimp Justin get over here and service me like a real man <whip crack>

Justin <really accurate Homo Lisp>: Yeah... I'm not into that right now

Heard in background <stoner voice> HeHeHe Freaking Out.

Somehow coors light made me say something about a dildo.... I don't even want to hear the archives.... at least my wife laughed... an all tooo common occourance these days I must say.

I hereby appologize for bringing it the weakest yet.... I shall avenge myself somehow... perhaps with a puppet?

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Re: The Weakest

Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:51 am

bub wrote:Learn your lesson children.... Coors Light makes you sound like a fucktard.


I hear ya bro, I've called in to the show twice. I refuse to listen to myself on the archives again, cause I sound like a fucking moron. I consider myself an educated, and relativley inteligent individual, but radio is not for me. On the other hand I speak well at large meetings, or when I was teaching technical classes.

Another reason to commend Justin and the crew.
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Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:36 am

Yeah the worst part of it is I used to be on the radio... Ohhh god if my former co-workers heard that I would die. I turned into the guy that I made fun of.... Uhh you guys are coool derp.
I shall redeem myself.
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Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:38 am

Dont sweat it boob, I didnt want to call in myself, thats why I asked Daniela to submit my stupid yeast "joke."
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Re: The Weakest

Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:27 pm

bub wrote:Somehow coors light made me say something about a dildo...


Clearly your problem is your choice of beverage. Since you're new here, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you had nothing else available to drink.
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Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:24 pm

Props to HH for three things - well, Four really - okay five: 1.) getting rid of the hesher pic 2.) Getting rid of the AssCar pic 3.) Adding the best cartoon character ever 4.) Location Lake Titticaca - funny 5.) The yeast joke was good. I liked it.
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Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:25 pm

JP wrote:Props to HH for three things - well, Four really - okay five: 1.) getting rid of the hesher pic 2.) Getting rid of the AssCar pic 3.) Adding the best cartoon character ever 4.) Location Lake Titticaca - funny 5.) The yeast joke was good. I liked it.
Finally someone who can appreciate fucking creative expression, hey maybe Nascar isnt your thing but you wont hear me raggin on your midget porn JP. :P

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Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:20 pm

Hey BOOB,
It was still funny!
I just wish someone would invent a TV remote that's also a telephone! The damn remote wouldn't even get a dial tone!

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