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Re: If beer was a woman

Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:39 pm

elsinore wrote:You guys need to get laid. Big time.



Please tell my wife that! :roll:
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Re: If beer was a woman

Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:36 pm

...I'd be really embarrassed going to the doctor with my dick stuck in to bottle. :pop
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Re: If beer was a woman

Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:57 pm

TheDarkSide wrote:...I'd be really embarrassed going to the doctor with my dick stuck in to bottle. :pop



...Again?
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Re: If beer was a woman

Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:02 pm

Scharf wrote:
TheDarkSide wrote:...I'd be really embarrassed going to the doctor with my dick stuck in to bottle. :pop



...Again?


Hint: Don't try to free yourself by smashing the bottle against a brick wall!! :shock:

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Re: If beer was a woman

Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:42 pm

A "Brown" Ale?? I hear they are whores.
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Re: If beer was a woman

Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:57 pm

A few more

Cal Common - A common chick from Cali is still probably a lot hotter than most of the chicks her in Wisconsin
Scottosh Heavy - I'm picturing Fat Bastard with tits and a vag
Dry Stout - As long as she lubes up first
Dubbel - Who doesn't like twins
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Re: If beer was a woman

Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:52 am

An oak aged sour...crazy as hell but totally worth it.
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Re: If beer was a woman

Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:57 am

BMC - scrawny, nondescript tramp that's been in the hands of every redneck and frat boy
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