If beer was a woman

Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:51 pm

which would you fuck? I think I would plow the hell out of stout...you know cause she is dark and bitter with not to much age on her.
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Re: If beer was a woman

Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:27 pm

l0nni3 wrote:which would you fuck? I think I would plow the hell out of stout...you know cause she is dark and bitter with not to much age on her.


hefe. she would be smooth creamy and with a light body thats rounded in all the right places and not bitter at all. and she is best enjoyed young.
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Re: If beer was a woman

Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:53 am

beerhog wrote:
l0nni3 wrote:which would you fuck? I think I would plow the hell out of stout...you know cause she is dark and bitter with not to much age on her.


hefe. she would be smooth creamy and with a light body thats rounded in all the right places and not bitter at all. and she is best enjoyed young.


I also say stout; Big, Black and Thick which means I may be in with a chance and wouldn't have to try too hard to get lucky. Just sayin'

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Re: If beer was a woman

Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:28 am

On a similar note, Goose Island says you can age this up to 5 years..

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I would have thought you'd want to enjoy it while it's young...
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:35 pm

An old ale. Sorry, I have an aging eye!
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Re: If beer was a woman

Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:04 pm

You guys need to get laid. Big time.
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:10 pm

Blind Pig. 'Nuff said.
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:03 am

A Bock, cause who doesn't love goats
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