Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:59 pm
Why they get small is easy. Telomeres are basically the DNA equivalent to those plastic caps on the ends of shoe-laces. Replicating DNA is an inherently messy process that fails to copy the very end of the DNA strand. To counteract this the repeating "junk DNA" code known as telomeres evolved as a sacrificial cap and, ideally, the enzyme Telomerase Reverse Transcriptase is supposed to rebuild it back to 100% levels after each replication. The problem is... it doesn't. It's close, but after a while you run out of telomerase and start losing actually needed DNA sequences.
This won't, however, greatly affect the "lifespan" of brewing strains as that is a function of replication mutations. While telomerase plays a part in preventing some mutations, they're only a small part. We're also not really concerned with the lifespan of any one cell as brewers, but of the strain as a whole. The strains don't ever really die of old age, but they will continue to evolve their flavors. Sorry, no luck here.
But hey, at least they might figure out a way to let your sorry ass live forever.
/endnerd
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