ever been this drunk

[H2]

Let me reflect back to younger days, or how about The Sunday Christmas Show & Conical Giveaway. I guess that was as bad as tripping into a big biker in a public bar - but everyone gets to remember mine when they listen to the archives...shit! It was a great time and I honestly (really) felt great the next morning - which is real strange, I always have a hangover. But at least no poo or vomit.


Brian

[Push Eject]

But at least no poo or vomit.

Do you have any openings? I wanna work for you.

Push Eject

[H2]

But at least no poo or vomit.

Do you have any openings? I wanna work for you.

Push Eject

I am always looking for good talented people that like beer and can put up with a little asshatery. Know anything about cable?

Brian

[Push Eject]

Know anything about cable?

My soldering skills suck.

Haven't you seen the control panel?

Push Eject

[Homegrown Hops]

Know anything about cable?

My soldering skills suck.

Haven't you seen the control panel?

Push Eject

Oh my shits...not the Binford 6100


HH

[seanhagerty]

You have just becomoe my new drunk idol.
Just like you though, once I hit legal age my drinking slowed.

BTW, as seanhagerty will attest to, my truck did get drunk to drive me home one night. It was locked in a parking garage after hours and refused to come out. I ended up walking about 5 miles until I found a police officer. I stumbled up to him and his fellow officers and did the one thing that I now hear on the radio. I told him that I am a fire fighter (using another mans name that I work with) and I was too drunk to drive. After some BSing and laughs at my situation, he gave me a ride for the other 15 miles. That shortened my walk and gave the guys at the station a good laugh.
As a little side note, the guys name that I used is not well liked in our house. The guys really thought that was funny.

Out of respect for a drunken fellow TBN'r I have refused to tell that story, but since the cat is out of the bag, why not?

Beer Bear was indeed drunk that night, TOO DRUNK to even come back to see me to get a ride from some one that had access to a car and a spare bed. The entire reason he went home was so he could go to work the next morning, but since he was hammered and hungover, he skipped work. Lets just say that boy is not a rocket scientist.

Sorry beer bear, had to let it out!

Sean

[dkrel]

I woke up in a bathroom once in my boxers and my toenails painted blue. Took me awhile to realize where I was or even what state I was in.

It had been along week. I had been seriously drunk in 4 states (with short periods of sobriety) and wasn't sure where I was when I woke up. Come to find out I got a lot hammered at a buddies apartment and his girlfriend thought it would be funny to paint my toenails.

[barleypopmaker]

Also up until that point I never believed anyone who claims to have blacked out the whole night. I have been very very hammered but always remember the night, but lost only short bits of time. I even remember being real stupid one time and driving 2 chicks home, and I turned onto the highway and drove down the wrong side of the road, that is pretty damn drunk because I didn't even realize it. They were screaming at me that I was in the wrong lane. But when I would lose time it would be like I don't remember talking to someone, but then remember walking home, dancing, doing something stupid like dancing, and stuff like that. That is the only time in my life I lost a complete block of time from Before midnight sometime until after 2 or 2:30 in the morning. Still, I think most of the time the whole complete black out of the whole night is a good escape or excuse for some people who don't want to admit to what they did. I drank like that up until I was about 26, then I met my wife and things slowed down a little.