Why conical?

[Thirsty Mallard]

I heard that people with conicals are more happy, lead healthier lives, and in addition to the aformentioned addition of an inch or two, having a conical exponentially raises your significant other's sex drive.

That's what I hear anyways.

[BigBadBrad]

I heard that having one at your house actually adds an inch or two

Wow, between having his conicals and driving a Hummer, Dr. Scott must be huge!!!

Brad

[DannyW]

Ties a roller skate to the top of it to avoid friction burns when he walks, I hear.

[NobleBrew]

Come on, face it. That conical wants, no demands to be at my home. To be showered with gifts of beer daily! So forget that silly little drawing and just send that baby home. You know it wants to, it really really wants to!

[Gucci Pilot]

I heard that having one at your house actually adds an inch or two

So, you are saying that Dr. Scott and his 3 conicals are compensating for something?

[BigBadBrad]

I heard that having one at your house actually adds an inch or two

So, you are saying that Dr. Scott and his 3 conicals are compensating for something?

You said that, not me. I would never presume that a man of small stature would be so shallow. Especially one as educated and refined as Dr. Scott.

Brad

[JMUBrew]

Plus you can rub your pecker on it.

Push Eject

Yeah, but according to doc, you can just dunk your boys in it even if it were a carboy...

[beer_bear]

I thought the whole point was to have something that your friends don't. Isn't that how you play "keeping up with the Me"? IF you have a conical, you trump a big screen TV.