Palmer's "Brew Strong" Intro

[bleachcola]

Don't question the Pope. He's infallible.

[TheDarkSide]

The pope's inflatable? huh?

[bleachcola]

The pope's inflatable? huh?

Exactly. So blow him.

[mattcrill]

I know this is dorky but how about, "Can you smell what The Rock is brewing!!?"

It's got to be better than the stuff he's been tossing out lately, no???

Dorky doesn't quite describe it. I think Rock's lines have all been much better than that.

I think the trick is to just say something, and then use it endlessly until people don't think it is stupid anymore.

Aw, c'mon JZ! This thread is what I hoped it would turn out to be...a bunch of us brainstorming The Rock's intro. Of course now he'll probably just keep mixing it up to keep messing with us.

Rock on!

I'm no English major but I don't see a question in my response to JZ...hmmm

[Mylo]

Dorky doesn't quite describe it. I think Rock's lines have all been much better than that.

I think the trick is to just say something, and then use it endlessly until people don't think it is stupid anymore.

Aw, c'mon JZ! This thread is what I hoped it would turn out to be...a bunch of us brainstorming The Rock's intro. Of course now he'll probably just keep mixing it up to keep messing with us.

Rock on!

I'm no English major but I don't see a question in my response to JZ...hmmm

Who's Mr. Literal, now?


Mylo

[mattcrill]

C'mon Mylo...get it right, it's CAPTAIN Literal!

Besides, I know JZ will punch me in the junk if he's really got a problem with what I'm saying.

[jamilz]

Don't question the Pope. He's infallible.

I think that is the perfect intro for John. Winner!

[bleachcola]

What do I win? Can you send me some beer brewed by Tasty?