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Ive been listening to the 3-22-09 episode of the session where they have the DOTW call in and have to make up a limerick. Just thinking that this was a hilarious idea and they should give it another try. If the caller doesnt sound as drunk as BCMaui or Baloo than they are not winning DOTW.

-PrkSllaper

Here I sit all brokenhearted
Tried to shit but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
I tried to fart and shit my pants
Yes folks I in fact sharted

That's a limerick right?

Posting limericks here
Will not get a cheer
The award's not handed out
To forum posts that shout
I had lots of beer

There once was a girl named Dot.
Who loved to eat pig shit and snot.
When she couldn't get these,
She scraped off the cheese,
That grew on the side of her twat.

BDawg wrote:There once was a girl named Dot.
Who loved to eat pig shit and snot.
When she couldn't get these,
She scraped off the cheese,
That grew on the side of her twat.

I am impressed, no sarcasm either I am honestly impressed by this limerick chief

BUTT VOMIT it's in your face
BUTT VOMIT it's all over the place
BUTT VOMIT from too much beer
BUTT VOMIT get me out of here
BUTT VOMIT I'm such a disgrace