Who will go pee on their hops?

[snowcapt]

I would like to make a request.

Would everyone here who pees on their hops, please post the name of your Brew Club.
I just want to know which clubs to avoid on club night come NHC!

+1 on the pee-pee hop clubs list

[lunitick1976]

you know pee is steril, so even if you were to drink a dry hopped pee pee beer it wouldn't do anything to you.


but still fucking wrong. ya +1 for the pee pee club list.

[Brandon]

I just got my 4 year old daughter to pee on my cascade hops with me. Does this make me a bad parent or totally awesome?

Having your pecker out and peeing alongside your 4 year outside is just creepy regardless of plant

[snowcapt]

you know pee is steril, so even if you were to drink a dry hopped pee pee beer it wouldn't do anything to you.

....except taste like piss, and possibly smell like it, too.

[beerdrinker]

Is there some kind of benefit that is gained by pissing on hops? Or were you pissed when you came up with this idea and just needed a place to releive yourself?

[andy77]

I just got my 4 year old daughter to pee on my cascade hops with me. Does this make me a bad parent or totally awesome?

It makes you awesome.

There are things that her mother won't teach her that you have to. Like peeing outside, how to whistle, curse words, and later a love of IPAs.

[scotchpine]

I only pee around the perimeter of my garden plot to keep out the deer and nobody can see me cause I live in the stix. I use granular fertilizer or Osmocote for the crops.

[KC-Dave]

None of you listened to the episode with the girl who grows hops in Arizona. Shame on you all.

Peeing on the soil around your hops acidifies the soil and promotes growth.

Also, blueberries and compost piles thrive when peed on.

KC Dave