no nuts

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:01 pm

why does toll house call them white chocolate and macadamia nut if they don't have any nuts in them? bullshit, thats the best part.
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Re: no nuts

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:09 pm

Shit... I thought that this was going to be a rant by SCH about the apparent LACK OF HOT NUTS on the Brewing Network, recently. I was going to second the motion. Now what am I going to do. No HOT NUTS.... and nobody to bitch about not having HOT NUTS....

except Bub.... I know that brothas wants to buy my nuts.


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Re: no nuts

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:12 pm

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten
If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts isn't hard as mine
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Ah, they tell me your nuts is mighty small
Best to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

(Instrumental break:)
Look what you can get cheap!
Only five cents boys!
Nice and brown, too!
Everybody's crazy about my nuts!

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Now you see that man all dressed in brown
He's got the hottest nuts in town
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
When a hog get hungry, he starts to grunt
When a man get hungry, he starts to hunt for
Nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man, I say
You buy 'em from the peanut man
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Re: no nuts

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:15 pm

There you go, BR.... Dat's what I'm talking about....

:jnj


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Re: no nuts

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:23 pm

god dammit, why dont we ever get to hear hot nuts anymore, and would some billy idol kill ya. white wedding please.
and in the second verse i think it's your nuts ain't as hot as mine, not hard.
could be wrong though.
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Re: no nuts

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:47 pm

+1 or whatever i should put here :bnarmy:
you all feel freee to suck my nuts, they are always hot :crazybitch: silly nuts
you buy 'em from the peanut man!


(this is possibly the meds talking) lol
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