Hey Travis. Your offer led me to the discovery that the "asshat" is a replica from Firefly! I promptly exchanged pleasantries and monies with Mrs. Linuxelf.
My website is el-lameo. Somebody is supposed to be working on it. I think somebody is not getting very far though. I've been too busy working out of town for some jerk to promote my own business. Yeah. Lame excuse.
If anyone wants to see some out of date designs, they are at
www.pseudopots.com But be warned that I find my site to be quite un-professional looking.