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Wow.... I brought it sooooo weak.... I think that I quite possibly brought it weaker that (shutter) Justin. <sigh>
I soooo had a better impersonation of Daniela and Justin having sex but due to technical difficulties <um being drunk> it was worse than an American Idol audition. Learn your lesson children.... Coors Light makes you sound like a fucktard. Here is how that was supposed to go....

Daniella voice <really bad German accent>: Gimp Justin get over here and service me like a real man <whip crack>

Justin <really accurate Homo Lisp>: Yeah... I'm not into that right now

Heard in background <stoner voice> HeHeHe Freaking Out.

Somehow coors light made me say something about a dildo.... I don't even want to hear the archives.... at least my wife laughed... an all tooo common occourance these days I must say.

I hereby appologize for bringing it the weakest yet.... I shall avenge myself somehow... perhaps with a puppet?

Bub (BOOB)

bub wrote:Learn your lesson children.... Coors Light makes you sound like a fucktard.

I hear ya bro, I've called in to the show twice. I refuse to listen to myself on the archives again, cause I sound like a fucking moron. I consider myself an educated, and relativley inteligent individual, but radio is not for me. On the other hand I speak well at large meetings, or when I was teaching technical classes.

Another reason to commend Justin and the crew.

Yeah the worst part of it is I used to be on the radio... Ohhh god if my former co-workers heard that I would die. I turned into the guy that I made fun of.... Uhh you guys are coool derp.
I shall redeem myself.
Boob

Dont sweat it boob, I didnt want to call in myself, thats why I asked Daniela to submit my stupid yeast "joke."

bub wrote:Somehow coors light made me say something about a dildo...

Clearly your problem is your choice of beverage. Since you're new here, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you had nothing else available to drink.

Props to HH for three things - well, Four really - okay five: 1.) getting rid of the hesher pic 2.) Getting rid of the AssCar pic 3.) Adding the best cartoon character ever 4.) Location Lake Titticaca - funny 5.) The yeast joke was good. I liked it.

JP wrote:Props to HH for three things - well, Four really - okay five: 1.) getting rid of the hesher pic 2.) Getting rid of the AssCar pic 3.) Adding the best cartoon character ever 4.) Location Lake Titticaca - funny 5.) The yeast joke was good. I liked it.

Finally someone who can appreciate fucking creative expression, hey maybe Nascar isnt your thing but you wont hear me raggin on your midget porn JP.

Cheers,
HH

P.S. Beavis rules!

Hey BOOB,
It was still funny!
I just wish someone would invent a TV remote that's also a telephone! The damn remote wouldn't even get a dial tone!

Cheers,
Brewbear