Classic TBN Quotes

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

An old Bub call in:

"I'm going to impersonate Justin and Daniella having sex."

"OH NO! NOT THE DILDO!"

Holy Cow I've not heard that archived episode yet. Now that is freakin funny right there.

Two favorite quotes:
Baloo: "There was a man named Doc, Shut the fuck up"
JP (on the very first drunken Bevoo show): "Oh my god, I breath two" (Speaking as if he were Bevoo, who is just laughing so hard she is snorting on air)

Yep. That's a classic.

[Junket]

At the end of the NHC2009 Session, discussing the Brewcaster Band at BNA4:

Justin: Doc, how did it feel to have JP playing bass behind you?
Doc: It was OK, we had a few inches of wood between us.
JP: Yeah we did.

[TapItGood]

J - There's a disease called small penis syndrome
JP - Bub, you want to speak on that?
J - The average penis is between 5.5 - 6.3 inches
Bub - Measuring from where?
JP - The middle of the back!

F*ucking hilarious
Now that is pure Lunch Meet

[TimC]

May 3, 2009 Sunday Session:
Brewcasters: Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi...
Tasty: Sort of described my weekend there.

[bub]

I forgot how fucking funny this thread is.
Read from the beginning.... laugh my ass off.
BUB

[SteveQ]

From the 6/14/2009 Session when Jamil said he was done entering competitions and they said Sully would have to take over Jamil's shows:

"It'll be called Can Strong......Can You Can It" - JP

[TapItGood]

From the New Glarus Beevo DOTW show:

Justin - "You went to school for brewing, we brewed when we went to school."

That's some funny shit! Totally true...but nonetheless f*ucking funny.

[bub]

That other show.... 7/10/09 at the very end...
"I use my niece's vagina to get free bass lessons" - JP