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I keep getting this message on my computer than says I don't have enough memory on my computer to close some programs and try again. But I don't have any programs open and I feel so stupid because I don't know what is wrong. Can this be fixed with a really large hammer?

Mort

just throw the piece of shit out the window...it works wonders!!




might need to look into getting some more ram (memory) for ur computer its not super expensive or nothing

or

use a really big sledge hammer and smash it all to pieces and then you'll be payin for a whole new setup....take ur pick!!

Do the Microsoft shuffle (shut down and re-boot). Some times memory leaks can cause the problem you are experiencing. Would also be worth checking that you have all of the latest Windows patches/updates installed.

Yeah mort... start by just shutting the whole thing off.... go have a beer and come back... turn it on and hope for the best.
BUB

Give it away and call Dell, Mort. They sell machines for $300 that make the PCs of yesteryear look like punch-cards.

Push

Push Eject wrote:Give it away and call Dell, Mort. They sell machines for $300 that make the PCs of yesteryear look like punch-cards.

Push

DO NOT... I REPEAT DO NOT BUY A FUCKING DELL COMPUTER!

if the son of a bitch breaks down u have to buy DELL PARTS....and ONLY dell parts and NOT any universal parts to ur computer that could save u money

so yeah spend 300 on a dell...few years down the road you'll have bout a grand wrapped up in it

NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAD ADVICE PE!!!! ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we figured out the problem. I should have plenty of memory because I have a gigawatt or something like that. Milt knows a little more about these things than me and he looked at it last night. He cleaned out my cookies and some other stuff and defagged me. I did not know my computer had cookies. Whatever he did, it seems to be working better except for some reason I had to log on here this morning. It used to just log me on. Anyway, thank you for helping.

Mort

clearing the cookies will kill your auto login... as long as you checked the log me in box you will be fine next time.
BUB