Beer Forum

Mort called again tonight. He is really starting to bug me. I think he is doing this to torment me. He went to the homebrew shop where they are and was asking the guy about all grain brewing and kegging. Apparently he ran into some guy there that is brewing tomorrow and invited Mort to come by to watch the process. Mort told him about the funeral and the guy even offered to delay starting until afterwards. Mort is pretty slick. I think he could sell ice cubes to eskimos. I should have him working for me. Anyway, while I am here working my job and doing his crap too, he will be brewing tomorrow and no doubt drinking down the guys beer. Mister, if you happen to be reading this, do not let Mort talk you into a rassling match. Not even thumb rassling beause he cheats. And whatever you do, do not pull his finger!

I told him about last Sunday's radio show. He was pretty fired up about that. He can't wait to get back here and catch up with everybody now that he is a celebrity! Notice old Milt figured out the smiley things! OK, not to overkill. Anyway I think Mort had been drinking because he was sure talkative and going on about all kinds of things. I guess that's good because he missed the opening of deer season and he deserves to get a little payback. Mort said he is pretty sure they will be back Monday sometime, so you can bet he will sign on here as soon as he gets back. I will probably be runnig for my life shortly after that.

Milt

thanks for the update milt. good to see he's finding some good stuff happening up there to give him some balance back
all the best.

That is OK Milt. I know where you live! Haha!

Mort

Yeay!!!! Mort is back!!!

We now have the other half of the wonder twins. Glad to have you back.

hahaha...Mort and Milt The Wonder Twins....I love it!!!

hilarious

how's come milt doesn't have the asshat??? thats not fair!!

We're not twins. It should be obvious that I am much better looking than Mort.

I was wondering about the funny hat. Mort said somebody else gave him his.

Hey Mort, thanks for the beer tonight. That tasted darn good. I'm glad you saved me some!

Milt

You already have your Harley beanie Milt. You look goofy enough! Haha

Anybody can tell I am much better looking than you are!

Mort