My Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer because of hops
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:09 pm
by noremorse1
I accidentally just texted my Realtor the following message thinking I was talking to my brother-in-law about hop prices. "Pretty cheap this year. Between 1-150 an ounce. Most varieties at 125."
I am quite certain my Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer.
It was also funny last year. Brichards and I busted out a few pounds of whole leaf citra hops we got from Freshhops on the kitchen table measuring up additions for a ZOmbie Dust clone we were brewing. His brother was over and his jaw hit the ground. He then said... Is that legal.
Good times.
Re: My Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer because of hops
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:21 pm
by Billy Klubb
I had a landlord that thought I was making meth because he saw my wort chiller.
Re: My Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer because of hops
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:12 am
by spiderwrangler
noremorse1 wrote: His brother was over and his jaw hit the ground. He then said... Is that legal.
Shoulda given him a few cones to try... first sample's free.
Re: My Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer because of hops
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:48 am
by Hoont
Just hops in my freezer... honest...

Re: My Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer because of hops
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:00 am
by Guido
Billy Klubb wrote:I had a landlord that thought I was making meth because he saw my wort chiller.
My neighbor thinks my immersion chiller is part of an illegal still. He likes to keep an eye on me--for the community's sake, of course.
Re: My Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer because of hops
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:18 am
by Sqhead
Hoont wrote:Just hops in my freezer... honest...

Remember back in the day when we kept food in the freezer?
Re: My Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer because of hops
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:45 am
by Duzdisluk Infektid
We just put our house on the market too. Our agent came to take pics while we were at work. Two days later, there's my walk in closet up on the internet. Immersion chiller, carboy, erlenmeyers and all, probably screaming meth lab...out there for the world to see.
My other hobby, Reef Aquariums, looks just as suspicious. Theres one guy in my reef club that had cops show up with a warrant because of a craigslist posting he made selling live "rock".
Re: My Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer because of hops
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:19 pm
by Billy Klubb
Sqhead wrote:Hoont wrote:Just hops in my freezer... honest...

Remember back in the day when we kept food in the freezer?
that was in the 80's, right?