What Occupations Does Everyone Have?

[rhino777]

I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

[snowcapt]

I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Do you just reach through the cage or just get in it?

[slanted & enchanted]

I am a registered architect but i own and run a homebrew shop right now. Construction and design related jobs are in short supply, so me and another unemployed buddy opened up a shop. I love it, but I'm still out there looking for an architecture job because, well, new homebrew shops don't pay the bills all to well!

[ZZ]

Airplane and helicopter pilot for the Dept of Homeland Security. So: law enforcement/ pilot

aka: The jack-booted thug who flies the black helicopters in the middle of the night!!!

[siwelwerd]

Mathematician

[stblindtiger]

I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

I just about spit beer all over my computer screen when I read this!

[pmazz19]

sales supervisor for a financial services company. we sell mutual funds to retirement plan participants and direct to retail investors.

[thatguy314]

Graduate student in an MD/PhD program. Currently I'm a fully-trained research biologist, and a partially trained physician.