If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:31 pm
by bleachcola
Who would it be? I'm talking gun to your head, forced to. I'd say Toby Keith. We'd get drunk and pick a fight with the Dixie Chicks. Then we'd copulate on their foreheads.
Re: If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:46 pm
by brewerTristan
bleachcola wrote:Who would it be? I'm talking gun to your head, forced to. I'd say Toby Keith. We'd get drunk and pick a fight with the Dixie Chicks. Then we'd copulate on their foreheads.
I think you mean ejaculate.
Re: If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:48 pm
by bleachcola
brewerTristan wrote:bleachcola wrote:Who would it be? I'm talking gun to your head, forced to. I'd say Toby Keith. We'd get drunk and pick a fight with the Dixie Chicks. Then we'd copulate on their foreheads.
I think you mean ejaculate.
No, I mean copulate. We'd stab them in the forehead the ejaculate into their skulls. The shear man strength of our sperm would result in a baby forming. It would be like Athena jumping from the skull of Zeus.
Re: If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:58 pm
by BigNastyBrew
bleachcola wrote:brewerTristan wrote:bleachcola wrote:Who would it be? I'm talking gun to your head, forced to. I'd say Toby Keith. We'd get drunk and pick a fight with the Dixie Chicks. Then we'd copulate on their foreheads.
I think you mean ejaculate.
No, I mean copulate. We'd stab them in the forehead the ejaculate into their skulls. The shear man strength of our sperm would result in a baby forming. It would be like Athena jumping from the skull of Zeus.
Get W. in on that.
Re: If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:02 pm
by bleachcola
I'm no fan of W. I'm not fan of any career politician. Both sides of the aisle.
Re: If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:06 pm
by BigNastyBrew
bleachcola wrote:I'm no fan of W. I'm not fan of any career politician. Both sides of the aisle.
Good news is that W. was not a career politician. So you can invite him along.
Re: If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:09 pm
by Bugeater
Forced to do it? Nah! There are a few you would have to force me to (Billy Ray Cyrus, LeAnne Womack, Shania Twain, among others) but in general I would enjoy hanging out with many country stars. In the past I have had the opportunity to hang out with Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, and John Mellencamp. All great folks. I'd have beer with them anytime. I would jump at the chance to have a chat with Jennifer Nettles or Allison Krauss, not for some perverted purpose like you suggest but to talk about the great music they perform.
Wayne
Re: If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:12 pm
by Brandon
I dunno about being forced to. I would much rather hang out many country stars than pop radio and rap crap.
But my answer is Johnny Cash or Waylon Jennings