This one is long, but fun... it's my aunt's favorite joke. It's fun to say around a campfire...
It was a hot, hot day. Oh so very, very hot. On this hot day, there was a fly. That fly got to thinking, "Wow, this is one HOT day. I think I am going to swoop down to that river right there to get a drink and cool off."
Well at that very moment... there was a trout in the water. The trout thought, "Wow, this is one HOT day. Look at that fly. It's so hot that I'll bet he's going to swoop down to this river to get a drink and cool off. When he does, I'm going to eat that fly."
Well at that very moment... there was a bear in the woods. The bear thought, "Wow, this is one HOT day. Look at that fly. It's so hot, I'll bet that fly is going to swoop down to the river to cool off, and then that trout is going to come up and eat that fly... then I'm going to snatch that trout!"
Well at that very moment... there was a hunter in the woods. The hunter thought, "Wow... it is one HOT day. Look at that fly. It's so hot that I'll bet that fly is going to swoop down to the river to cool off, then that trout is going go come up and eat the fly, then that bear in the woods is going to jump out and snatch that trout... then I'm going to shoot that bear!"
Well at that very moment... there was a mouse in the bushes behind the hunter. The mouse thought, "Wow... this is really one HOT HOT day. Look at that fly. I'll bet that fly is going to swoop down to the river to cool off, then that trout is going go come up and eat the fly, then that bear in the woods is going to jump out and snatch that trout, then the hunter is going to shoot that bear... then I'm going for the cheese sandwich in his back pocket!"
Well at that very moment... there was a cat in the tree. The cat thought, "Wow... this is the HOTTEST day ever. Look at that fly. It's so hot that I bet that fly is going to swoop down to the river to cool off, then that trout is going go come up and eat the fly, then that bear in the woods is going to jump out and snatch that trout, then the hunter is going to shoot that bear, then that mouse is going to go for the cheese sandwich in his back pocket... and when he does, I'm going to pounce on that mouse!"
Well at that very moment... the fly swoops down to the river get a drink and cool off, the trout comes up and eats the fly, the bear jumps out of the woods and snatches the trout, the hunter sits up and shoots the bear, the mouse jumps out and grabs the cheese sandwich in his back pocket, the cat dives at the mouse and completely misses and flies into the river!
The moral of the story: When the fly goes down, the pussy is going to get wet.
(this one is fun because evertime you say "well at that very moment" everyone groans and you just drag it on... congrats on reading this far!)
