BEER vs. VAGINA!!! There are no losers, really.
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
8. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
10. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
11. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
12. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
13. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
14. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
15. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
16. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
17. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
18. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
