Dear Santa thread

[codewritinfool]

Dear Santa,

I've been somewhat good this year (better than other years) and I'd be happy to have any of the following:

conical
buckets
corney (either pin or ball-lock, I don't care)
fittings for corney
CO2 regulator
gauges
hoses
manifold
tap faucets
immersion chiller
bulk grains
hops
star-san
BN shirt
one-hour boil
AHA membership

Oh, and don't worry about duplicates, I'll donate unused items back to The BN club, so nothing will just sit around over here.

Thanks ahead of time and there will be cookies & milk on the table,

[Lufah]

If Santa had an address for you maybe some of that would show up

[DannyW]

Thanks ahead of time and there will be cookies & milk on the table,

Dear Code,

If I have to eat one more cookie or choke down one more swallow of milk I think I will puke. Your chances improve greatly if you leave me a double IPA or maybe a Barleywine and a smidge of some nice smelly cheese.

Love,
Santa

[NumbSkull]

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good boy this year. I have been a very good boy for the last several years and to tell the truth the presents I have been getting have been a little disappointing. Since I have been so good and you have not held up your end of the bargain I figure I am due. So next year I plan to be not such a good boy and would like some things to help out. I would like a real machine gun, some hand grenades, a mortar launcher and some of those Japanese ninja stars. Also if it would not be too much trouble I would like to get some of that plastic explosive stuff and maybe a book about how to use it. I could also use some night vision goggles, a laser sight and an inflatable lovey doll for my little brother. Thank you.

Love,

Mort

[Speyedr]

Mort,

Santa has received your request and has forwarded it to that agency that used to be the ATF. They will be in touch shortly, probably in the middle of the night, and they will take up position around your "compound". Good luck with that shit and have a Merry Christmas!

[Norton]

That fella Mort , I think he should revert to plan A, and forget plan B. . I mean even if he is thinking about getting things like he described, an open forum might not be the place to make it known.

I on the other hand make no pretence about being good, forget that, just do what feels good and forget about being judged. I get things , like headaches , vomiting, diaherra, but that is only after a bad batch of brew. Santa will be good to everyone if the brew you leave him is good.!!!