Beer names for a baby shower

[Larkin W.]

My wife and I are expecting our first baby (a boy, due October 24th) and we are planning a non-traditional baby shower. Our shower will be for both men and women and include Smoked Brisket and Pork along with an Oatmeal Stout, Tripel, and a Cream Ale on tap. We are working on clever names for the beers and wanted to see if anyone on the forum had any ideas. Feel free to go crazy with ideas. Even if they don't work, we don't mind a good laugh .

-Larkin

[spiderwrangler]

Afterbirth Red Ale, Fetus Porter, Epidural Barleywine, Dilation Dortmunder, Father's Knot Mild, Birthcanal Brown Ale... I could keep going.

[brewinhard]

Mother's Milk oatmeal stout (and nice job spider!)

[TheDarkSide]

"Dear Lord, It's Triplets" Tripel
"Diaper Cream" Ale

[yellowcolumbia]

Diaper pale cream ale
Thank god it's not Tripel-lets
Meconium Oatmeal Stout

[spiderwrangler]

Ugly White Baby Wit... guess I should try to name the beers you actually will be pouring, rather than just making up names...

Oatmeal Stout - Ass Slap Stout
Tripel - "And Baby Makes Three" Tripel
Cream Ale - Tender Nipple Cream Ale (It's like a Before and After puzzle on Wheel of Fortune!)

[Gridiron Brewer]

Crowning Cream Ale
Mothers' Milk Oatmeal Stout
Tiny Lil' Tripel

[Larkin W.]

These are great! Thanks and keep em' coming.

Here are a few we have thought of:

Golden Shower Cream Ale (We are having a boy and I know they are known to try to pee on you when changing diapers - of course this one has a second meaning to R kelly)
Big Wheel Stout