I'm breaking my Four Loko Cherry

[Spurtrax]

I found a watermelon Four Loko and am trying to drink it. It tastes like a jolly rancher that had been stored in a crack whore's ass. Did I get a bad batch? Is it really supposed to taste like this?

I think I am going blind.

[Elbone]

No, I'd say your description is about spot on. I've only tried Grape Drank flavor. Dimetap and rotgut vodka would be a good approximation. Quick buzz though.

[Padronis]

I think I might want to try crack whore ass watermelon before dimetap grape. Dimetap grape is played out.