Ok.. I'm drunk and on the can (aren't laptops wonderful).... I might be pissing on my leg but don't care.... anyway
On the way home tonight I'm thinking to my self "Self, it's hot... when I get home a cold beer would be nice..." so then I think to my self "Self, you are out of homebrew on tap, and have no cold beer in the fridge."
After a moment of panic and wondering what the Ambiguiously Gay Duo would do I said to myself "Self call the wife and have her put some macros in the fridge and one in the freezer." and it was done.
I know you are thinking to yourself "Myself WTF does BUB have a bunch of macros at his house for?" well I say " Don't judge me fucker i saw you sucking cock... Coors Light is better than wiener." Where was I.... Oh yeah I haven't placed nearly enough elipses (...) in here yet... anyway...
So wife placed 1 Coors Light (bite your tongue assclown) in previously mentioned freezer and 2 in aforesaid fridge. (Note Coors Light 16oz in plastic screw off bottles) Lets call it 1.5 hours later BUB says to self "Yo! (you thought I would say self didn't you... HA!, lemming I tricked you! Now go masturbate to pictures of Kylie Minogue... I will be.) (No seriously I will be.... doing.... the ..... Locomotion, ifins you know what I mean)
OK I was at "Yo!" I shall continue... "Yo! Self! (HA!) youz gots a beer in the Icebox (hello 1932)..." So I grab said 16oz PET screw off lidded container of Golden, CO's well ok finest. Take said liquid transportation device and 1 Schmetterling Braueri Pint Glass to leather recliner couch. Through semi thourough visual examination previously mentioned beverage seemed to be in it's normal state... I hereby opened aforementioned beverage and began to pour it into said drink container (Pint Glass) Cool shit started happening.
The beer was mostly liquid with .5-1" of iced beverage on top... cool
several seconds later said "Ice Head" increased in volume to 1/3 to 1/2 of the class and a little "beer burg" slowly climing out of the glass.
so here is my hypothesis... you science geeks feel free to comment or shoot me down... the pressure of the bottle kept the liquid from freezing and when the pressure was released a portion of unfrozen liquid (lets assume a freezing point of 0C for argument sake) was at -5C but not frozen because of the pressure... when at 1ATM pressure -5 change from liquid to ice?
OK the toilet seat is doing a number on my hemorroids (sp) and no I didn't piss on my leg.
Off to catch Kylie.
BUB
