You know you're a home-brewer if:

[Henning1966]

If your browser homepage is set to the brewing network

[Homegrown Hops]

If your desktop is set to this:


Wait, that was for "You know your gay, when?"

[gfoster]

You've ever picked up a glass of beer at a bar and bitched about how you could make five gallons of beer for less than you paid for this round of drinks... and you're beer would taste better too.

And all your friends promptly pelted you with bar food and yelled "yeah yeah we know, shut the hell up already"

-- Gary F.

[BrewBum]

...your kitchen floor is stickyer than a movie theater.

I am not sure what you are doing in your kitchen or what "movie" theaters you are in but you and Pee Wee need to find another hobby!

[speed]

hey brewbum, you trying to keep it a secret where you live, you only state central nebraska?

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

By the way i see the name for the club is motley brew, that works for me.

[medtech]

-you have a bigger pile of grain in the back yard than a horse farm.

-you keep telling yourself you're doing this to save money by brewing your own, even though you could drink your entire life and still only spend half as much as you did on brewing equipment

-The UPS guy gets sick of you

-You have to say goodnight to your carboys every night

-you tell your wife to quit bitching and put on a sweater and then adjust the thermostat to control your carboy temps

-you enjoy sniffing airlocks

-you know the difference between an ale and a lager

-you know there are more choices than bud or miller

-you think there can't ever be too much hops in a beer

-you have more cornies than the local pepsi distributor

-you go thru more yeast than the local bakery

-and finally, your home brewery is cleaner and nicer than your kitchen!

[Thirsty Mallard]

Your friends find out you can make 2 cases of beer for about $20 and begin to think of you as King Midas.

You refuse to refer to Bud, Miller, or Coors as "beer".

You have basically learned Beginner's German, and never taken a single class.

Your apartment has dried hops... on the ceiling.

[Big Chooch]

This is awesome. All of your contributions are great. Makes me realize that we're all in the same boat.

How about,

- You find yourself in the TBN chat room at 2am, and no one else is there.

Michael