The Brewers Code

[zymurgest]

Sounds like its time for a Courts Martial......Ill be the JAG

Only if I can be the executioner JP needs more skin suits from the quartermeister!

Prost!

Z

[Ozbrewer]

So we need a Prostitutor and a Deflendant

[Push Eject]

We love to push...

I am suing you.

[Whelk]

Thou shalt not attempt to listen to the full 3 hour White Labs yeast show on a car trip to LA with 3 non-brewers. Unless thine intention is of having your cassette player vandalized with Monostat-7 during a pissbreak.

Haha, brilliant. I always get yelled at for playing BN podcasts with non-brewers in the car. I just turn up the volume until Doc's laugh is the only thing I can hear.

[Test_Engineer]

Whenever the opertunity arises to cheat at JP's stupid games..... do so.

[meisterofpuppets]

Thou shalt not homebrew excessive amounts of IPA during the hops shortage.

Thou shalt not run to the LHBS in panic and buy 20lbs of hops, leaving none for the rest of us. Thy does not want to brew heather beer.

[northern brewer]

Thou shalt not refer to IPA and excessive in the same sentance.

[Whelk]

Thou shalt not refer to IPA and excessive in the same sentance.

Unless it's something like 'My roommate/boss/significant other was being an excessive jackass, so I drank an entirely appropriate 18 IIPAs.'