You know you're a home-brewer if:

[BDawg]

You call the LHBS on the phone, the guy recognizes your voice, and he actually pops a smack pack for you tonight so that it's ready for you to pick up tomorrow, saving you an extra trip.

[rhino777]

nice!

[rhino777]

You have a recurring bad dream where you turn around just to find your hydrometer falling to the ground in slow motion as you yell in that slow, distorted, vader type of voice, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[MikeyC]

...when you join a bunch of your fellow brewers in an online game, set up a forum to discuss the game, and end up talking about beer anyway...

[Garrete]

- when the beer you buy from stores relies heavily on if you can reuse the bottles.
- when your other favorite hobbies have taken a backseat to your now number 1 hobby of brewing.

[Neuron_Theory]

- when the beer you buy from stores relies heavily on if you can reuse the bottles.
- when your other favorite hobbies have taken a backseat to your now number 1 hobby of brewing.

-when you spend youR sundAy morning removing The labels from those Purchased bottles until your bAck hurts from leaning over the Damn sink

[Brew Engineer]

You find ways to subliminally infiltrate Rat Pad into actual beer threads...

Oh wait, that's "You know you're a Rat Padder when..."

[BadRock]

If you spend your vacation and hard earned money to come drink beer and party with a handful of your closest peers!

The Anniversary Party fucking rocked, can't wait until next year!