You know you're a home-brewer if:

[J.Brew]

You've renamed any specific weekday "Brewday"

[DiaCutter]

You've renamed any specific weekday "Brewday"

yes, I believe it use to be called "Sunday". Not sure. Its been too long.

[beer_bear]

I thought that brew day was any day that ended in "Y".

[Geistbier]

Me and another guy at our local homebrew shop where we help out talked about a conversation he had at his regular job.

"How do you measure your beer? In bottles? Well I use gallons as my measure!"

[WichitaBrewer]

... you kick yourself out of the bedroom so you can watch for high krausen on your beer.

WichitaBrewer

[Bugeater]

... you kick yourself out of the bedroom so you can watch for high krausen on your beer.

WichitaBrewer

Well, just the other night I got up at 2:30 in the morning to take a piss (too much homebrew the evening before) and instead of heading straight back to bed I did detour to the brewery to see if fermentation had kicked in. It had, so I stayed and watched for a few minutes.

Wayne
Bugeater Brewing Company

[WichitaBrewer]

[markmier]

I'm surprised no one's said this one:

If you've ever mopped your ceiling.