You know you're a home-brewer if:

[bub]

You take 2 days off of work Fly across the country and spend oh lets say $1000 bucks all to go to a party for a bunch of drunk a-holes on the radio... and meet ShaunO and play with his nipples....
I don't know if that means you are a homebrewer or just a dipshit... I'm going with the second.
BUB

[skipper]

You look at your washing machine in general and think, "there's gotta be a way I could make beer with that thing"

HAHAHA!! When our old dishwasher finally broke, my first thought was "hrm...wonder if I could use the pump for brewing?".

As I was pulling the dishwasher apart to retreive the pump I was thinking "hrm...wonder if I could use the sprayers as a sparge arm?"

[BNDaniela]

If your girlfriends ask you to go shopping but you rather hang out at the beerstore discussing carafoam with your brewbuddies!

[bub]

Justin didn't choose shopping.... I'm shocked
BUB

[BNDaniela]

Justin did...this post is referring to me!

[dawgfur]

You spend half your time at work tweaking ProMash recipes. (The ProMash windows look like productive software for an engineer's desk anyway . )

[Thirsty Mallard]

You are a Business major who finds himself always hanging out with Chemisty majors.

[J.Brew]

You have six old regfrigerator/freezers in your garage and none contain any food products.