You know you're a home-brewer if:

[Speyedr]

-You make your family wear Surgical Masks and Gloves on bottling day.... JAMIL!

Actually sounds like a good idea, but my Wife is resisting so far... not sure why...

[Spider]

IF your bottle tree is a permenant fixture in your dining room
my wife's patience and understanding is scaring me

[Brewbear]

Your homebrew shop bill is bigger than your grocery bill,
Your girlfriend mentions yeast and you run to the refrigerator and take inventory,
Your girlfriend mentions infection and you run to check the carboys,
You miss work because you were brewing,
Your monetary values are based on beer-batches equivalents,
You have pictures of your first batch in your wallet, but none of your wife and kids,
Your friends call you IGLOO because you bring your beer to the parties...and sometimes share it,
You changed your legal name to your chatroom name,
The sweetest sound you can imagine is the bubbling of airlocks,
You know that brewing is a religious experience,
You try to figure out how to brew more than two batches in one day
You feel that 2 sacks of grain are barely enough for the next brew session.

Cheers,
Brewbear

[bub]

You don't have any chocolate syrup for that crazy hot sexplay so you substitute LME.
BOOB

[beer_bear]

You can remember the dates of all of you best beers for the last four years, but not your aniversary or wifes birthday.

You have ever spent more than an hour staring at the specialty beer selection in the grocery store in pure amazement.

You understand and have done/can relate with over 3/4 of these statements.

[Homegrown Hops]

The only deliveries to your house are boxes from B3 or Norhtern Brewer.

[Geistbier]

You have ever spent more than an hour staring at the specialty beer selection in the grocery store in pure amazement.

Or a bar

This place comes to mind, I went there a couple of months ago, been drinking Belgians for 14 years and didn't recognize anything they had when I was there.

http://www.spuytenduyvilnyc.com/

I couldn't decide, simply stunned they had 80-100 at the time and had the bartender pick out a beer.

[Henning1966]

You know your a home brewer if your wife is talking about using a disenfectant wash for her earrings and you tell her you have plenty of it not to buy any more. Then she thinks your talking about peroxide and you say no fivestar.