The Brewers Code

[Brichards700]

Thou shalt not homebrew excessive amounts of IPA during the hops shortage.

Thou shalt not run to the LHBS in panic and buy 20lbs of hops, leaving none for the rest of us. Thy does not want to brew heather beer.

We obviously don't know the same Heather.

[BigNastyBrew]

Thou shalt not homebrew excessive amounts of IPA during the hops shortage.

Thou shalt not run to the LHBS in panic and buy 20lbs of hops, leaving none for the rest of us. Thy does not want to brew heather beer.

We obviously don't know the same Heather.

Knew a girl named Heather in Knoxville when I was 18. She had the cutest little ass and was such a little freak.....ah, memories.

[acepilot]

Thou shalt no longer shower, thou shall sparge.

[brewinhard]

Thou shalt not totally trash beginning brewers beers after tasting them even knowing that they suck!

[KimJongAle]

Written by a friend of mine...

"Our Father, who's art is Home brew
All-Grain be thy name
Fermentings come, thy beer is done
We'll drink as if we're in Heaven
Give us this day our daily brew
And forgive us our botched batches
As we forgive those who drink B.M.C.
And lead us into the craft brew aisle
Or deliver us some home brew

For thine is the sweet malts,
the green hops,
and the yeast strains
Forever and ever

Amen"

[Joos]

Written by a friend of mine...

"Our Father, who's art is Home brew
All-Grain be thy name
Fermentings come, thy beer is done
We'll drink as if we're in Heaven
Give us this day our daily brew
And forgive us our botched batches
As we forgive those who drink B.M.C.
And lead us into the craft brew aisle
Or deliver us some home brew

For thine is the sweet malts,
the green hops,
and the yeast strains
Forever and ever

Amen"

ya need a picture of Justin next to that( he kinda looks like Jesus )

Though shalt drink wilst being merry until death from cirrhosis of thine liver, And know thy have lived a good life and begot great beer.

[TheDarkSide]

ya need a picture of Justin next to that( he kinda looks like Jesus )

And Jamil in the Pope hat

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

I had a bad time a Pro Night at NHC this year. The place was packed and every body either wanted a step by step description of the brewing process, or would, after getting their beer, simply turn around to chat with their friends. So I wrote this for my blog:

Allow me to propose a rule of ettiquette when you attend a beer festival: STEP AWAY FROM THE FUCKING BAR!!

Remember there are people behind you. After you get your beer, if you must ask questions, make them short and sweet. For example, “This is a nice beer. Would you consider helping brew something like it? May I email you?” Get the card then STEP AWAY FROM THE FUCKING BAR!

And don't simply turn around and talk to your friends, who have formed a large circle in front of the table. We're not attackers. You don't have to circle the wagons to defend the jockey box. Take ten steps from the bar so other people can have some beer. We will leave you some. Just STEP AWAY FROM THE FUCKING BAR!

Can we get an up or down vote on adding this?