You know you're a home-brewer if:

[Hoppy Mad]

When you put the baby monitor next to a beer you have going in primary so you can fall asleep listening to the airlock.

Great idea.

[ApresSkiBrewer]

You see the word PUSH on a door and mentally add EJECT.


I am one sick puppy.

I won't argue with you on that one...

When you rush to the UPS with handfuls of repackaged WL vials of a yeast strain you cultured up from the bottle, to ship to your BN brothers' in Arms.

The look on the ladies face was pretty priceless. "This is yeast? Really?"

[Ozwald]

... if the guy who owns the homebrew shop in a city a few hours away calls you up one morning just to chat for a half-hour... and you can hear customers in the background.

[EagleDude]

When your wife's biggest complaint is that you spend more time cleaning the brewery than cleaning the house.

When you give your friends a list of beers to bring when traveling from out of town.

When you factor the price of a hydrometer into the price of brewing a batch.

When all Holidays are, by default, brew days.

and last but not least ....

You know you're a home-brewer if you pay your babysitter in growlers.

[boobookittyfuk]

You know you're a home-brewer if you pay your babysitter in growlers.

I'm offering my neighbor a growler of homebrew to cut down a few tree limbs

[Ozwald]

... you've spent more than one afternoon sitting on your kitchen floor.

I've been kegging for so long, I forgot the fun in bottling day - while brewing 30g yesterday I managed to bottle up 4 cases.

[Push Eject]

You see the word PUSH on a door and mentally add EJECT.

Pffft! LOL!

I owe you a pint, brotha. Props.

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[daneurysm]

... you installed a vent hood in your shed for winter brewing and use snowdrifts as wort chillers.
... you spend more time cleaning your brewing equipment than you spend cleaning yourself.